Math Jokes Funny One Liner

Math Jokes Funny One Liner


Jokes that make you laugh

Q: What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!

Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

Q: What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee?
A: A hyper boa

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm

Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: acute angle

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them

Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!

Q: What did one Calculus book say to the other?
A: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles

Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference

Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

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