Math Jokes Funny One Liner
Q: What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!
Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent
Q: What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee?
A: A hyper boa
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: acute angle
Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle
Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them
Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.
Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!
Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”
Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Q: What did one Calculus book say to the other?
A: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles
Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference
Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!